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Liberals Do Not Suck

 
Author: Lance Winslow

Liberals are the greatest people ever created and we are so lucky to have 50% of our population as liberals so they can tell us how to think and what to do. Is amazing that the United States of America has ever grown to be the greatest nation in the history of mankind without the liberal thinking.

Now we are so fortunate to have so many liberals amongst us today to help us even better our nation from what it is. Without liberals we could never go to the next step with this country because they are wiser than all other people combined. A single liberal is worth 10,000 conservatives and this is because their intellectual capacity so far surpasses every human or other living thing on the planet.

Every man, woman and child must bow down to the intellectual superiority of the liberals because they know what is best and they know how to take us there. They have helped us become equal in every way to every other single human being and that is great for the underprivileged poor people and those that do not want to work or produce anything for the civilization, which gives them everything they have.

It is wonderful that the superior liberals are able to donate their brainpower to help tell us how to all be equal. Without them telling us that we were morons how would we ever know? Liberals do not suck as I have been told because they are great people and that they are better than everyone else. Why? Because they are liberals of course and that is their reasoning and by God they are right. I just wanted to make sure that everyone knew that liberals are much better than everyone else and if you don't believe me you can ask them. Please consider this in 2006.

Author Bio:

Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

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